my life is a joke and i’m not laughing anymore

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What size was your ears at it's biggest?

They were 42mm, although I don’t have many pictures. Well not any that I don’t look like a scene kid haha

Hey I've just started working in a bar and had my first shift the other day and I have a heavy night coming up with football being on and was wondering if you could give any advice I get really nervous and miss what people ask for Ahahahaa

Sorry it’s probably too late, I’m not good with advice aha. Just relax and try not to rush anything. Make sure you listen and don’t take too much on at once, don’t be afraid to make them slow down their orders.